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Kraken Hand and Body Lotion (Mythos Collection)

Kraken Hand and Body Lotion (Mythos Collection)

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This is not a sunny coastline; it is a violent, moonless storm. The Kraken shatters the surface with a freezing, salt-choked blast of marine ozone before dragging you into the pitch-black depths of waterlogged teakwood, crushed coastal moss, and crushing obsidian musk. It is abyssal, predatory, and smells exactly like a tempest-tossed sea rendered in heavy ink and deep shadows.

 

FRAGRANCE PROFILE:

  • Top: Freezing Ozone, Salty Sea Air
  • Mid: Teakwood, Lavender, Oakmoss
  • Base: Black Amber, Cedarwood, Musk


The Formula:

Most commercial lotions are built on a foundation of plain water and cheap, heavy synthetics that leave your hands feeling slick and greasy. We built ours differently.


Crafted in small batches, w
e combined structurally rich Shea Butter, Jojoba, and Meadowfoam Seed Oil to deeply condition the skin, while lightweight Fractionated Coconut Oil ensures lightning-fast absorption. The true game-changer is the addition of Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, which naturally soothes the skin and leaves behind a clean, dry-touch, powdery finish. No sticky hands. No greasy residue on your phone or steering wheel. Just intense, all-day hydration.

 

The Details:

  • Size: 4 fl oz
  • Packaging: Sleek, matte black bottle with a locking treatment pump—perfect for the vanity or throwing in a travel bag.
  • Key Ingredients: Aloe Vera Juice, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, Vegetable Glycerin, Vitamin E. (Note: Paraben-free and preserved for longevity).

 

How to Use:

Pump a small amount into your palms and massage into the hands, arms, or body until fully absorbed. The dry-touch formula sets in seconds.

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Product Details

  • 4oz Bottle
  • Handmade in small batches in Indiana (USA)
  • All-natural oils

Ingredients

Distilled Water, Aloe Vera Leaf Juice, Glycerin, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Cetearyl Olivate, Sorbitan Olivate, Cetyl Alcohol, Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, Fragrance*, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Sorbic Acid, Vitamin E

*Uncharted has no added fragrance.

Directions

Pump a small amount into your palms and massage into the hands, arms, or body until fully absorbed. The dry-touch formula sets in seconds.