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Kraken Hand and Body Lotion (Mythos Collection)
Kraken Hand and Body Lotion (Mythos Collection)
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This is not a sunny coastline; it is a violent, moonless storm. The Kraken shatters the surface with a freezing, salt-choked blast of marine ozone before dragging you into the pitch-black depths of waterlogged teakwood, crushed coastal moss, and crushing obsidian musk. It is abyssal, predatory, and smells exactly like a tempest-tossed sea rendered in heavy ink and deep shadows.
FRAGRANCE PROFILE:
- Top: Freezing Ozone, Salty Sea Air
- Mid: Teakwood, Lavender, Oakmoss
- Base: Black Amber, Cedarwood, Musk
The Formula:
Most commercial lotions are built on a foundation of plain water and cheap, heavy synthetics that leave your hands feeling slick and greasy. We built ours differently.
Crafted in small batches, we combined structurally rich Shea Butter, Jojoba, and Meadowfoam Seed Oil to deeply condition the skin, while lightweight Fractionated Coconut Oil ensures lightning-fast absorption. The true game-changer is the addition of Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, which naturally soothes the skin and leaves behind a clean, dry-touch, powdery finish. No sticky hands. No greasy residue on your phone or steering wheel. Just intense, all-day hydration.
The Details:
- Size: 4 fl oz
- Packaging: Sleek, matte black bottle with a locking treatment pump—perfect for the vanity or throwing in a travel bag.
- Key Ingredients: Aloe Vera Juice, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, Vegetable Glycerin, Vitamin E. (Note: Paraben-free and preserved for longevity).
How to Use:
Pump a small amount into your palms and massage into the hands, arms, or body until fully absorbed. The dry-touch formula sets in seconds.

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Product Details
- 4oz Bottle
- Handmade in small batches in Indiana (USA)
- All-natural oils
Ingredients
Distilled Water, Aloe Vera Leaf Juice, Glycerin, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Cetearyl Olivate, Sorbitan Olivate, Cetyl Alcohol, Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, Fragrance*, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Sorbic Acid, Vitamin E
*Uncharted has no added fragrance.
Directions
Pump a small amount into your palms and massage into the hands, arms, or body until fully absorbed. The dry-touch formula sets in seconds.