Krampus Hand and Body Lotion (NoMoreTyrs Collab)

The Season Doesn’t Start With Sleigh Bells. It Starts With Chains.

Krampus is our uninvited bridge into the holiday season. A calculated departure from sweet bakery spice and clean pine clichés, this release captures the raw, menacing onset of winter: sub-zero evergreen needles cut with dark fermented wine, dry splintered reed baskets, and the faint, bitter hearth smoke of isolated mountain chimneys.

FRAGRANCE PROFILE:

• Top: Frosted Juniper, Chilled Spearmint
• Mid: Black Cherry, Spiced Orange, Clove
• Base: Wicker, Barn Wood, Siberian Fir

The Formula:

Most commercial lotions are built on a foundation of plain water and cheap, heavy synthetics that leave your hands feeling slick and greasy. We built ours differently.

Crafted in small batches, we combined structurally rich Shea Butter, Jojoba, and Meadowfoam Seed Oil to deeply condition the skin, while lightweight Fractionated Coconut Oil ensures lightning-fast absorption. The true game-changer is the addition of Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, which naturally soothes the skin and leaves behind a clean, dry-touch, powdery finish. No sticky hands. No greasy residue on your phone or steering wheel. Just intense, all-day hydration.

The Details:

• Size: 4 fl oz
• Packaging: Sleek, matte black bottle with a locking treatment pump—perfect for the vanity or throwing in a travel bag.
• Key Ingredients: Aloe Vera Juice, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, Vegetable Glycerin, Vitamin E. (Note: Paraben-free and preserved for longevity).

How to Use:

Pump a small amount into your palms and massage into the hands, arms, or body until fully absorbed. The dry-touch formula sets in seconds.