Jay Bird Grooming
Lestat Hand and Body Lotion (NoMoreTyrs Collab)
Lestat Hand and Body Lotion (NoMoreTyrs Collab)
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Meticulously groomed. Undeniably predatory.
This profile is built on extreme, dangerous contrasts. It opens with the cold, piercing freshness of icy mint, bergamot, and sweet orange—a nod to classic, high-end men's cologne. But as it settles into your beard, the aristocratic mask slips. The bright top notes are dragged into the shadows by dark violet, velvet rose, and a heavy, masculine base of worn leather, smoky guaiacwood, and oakmoss. It smells wealthy, sharp, and lethal.
FRAGRANCE PROFILE:
- Top: Mint, Bergamot, Apple, Orange
- Mid: Lavender, Violet, Rose
- Base: Guaiacwood, Tonka, Oakmoss
The Formula:
Most commercial lotions are built on a foundation of plain water and cheap, heavy synthetics that leave your hands feeling slick and greasy. We built ours differently.
Crafted in small batches, we combined structurally rich Shea Butter, Jojoba, and Meadowfoam Seed Oil to deeply condition the skin, while lightweight Fractionated Coconut Oil ensures lightning-fast absorption. The true game-changer is the addition of Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, which naturally soothes the skin and leaves behind a clean, dry-touch, powdery finish. No sticky hands. No greasy residue on your phone or steering wheel. Just intense, all-day hydration.
The Details:
- Size: 4 fl oz
- Packaging: Sleek, matte black bottle with a locking treatment pump—perfect for the vanity or throwing in a travel bag.
- Key Ingredients: Aloe Vera Juice, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, Vegetable Glycerin, Vitamin E. (Note: Paraben-free and preserved for longevity).
How to Use:
Pump a small amount into your palms and massage into the hands, arms, or body until fully absorbed. The dry-touch formula sets in seconds.

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Product Details
- 4oz Bottle
- Handmade in small batches in Indiana (USA)
- All-natural oils
Ingredients
Distilled Water, Aloe Vera Leaf Juice, Glycerin, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Cetearyl Olivate, Sorbitan Olivate, Cetyl Alcohol, Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, Fragrance*, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Sorbic Acid, Vitamin E
*Uncharted has no added fragrance.
Directions
Pump a small amount into your palms and massage into the hands, arms, or body until fully absorbed. The dry-touch formula sets in seconds.