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The Dutchman Hand and Body Lotion (Tides of Fortune)
The Dutchman Hand and Body Lotion (Tides of Fortune)
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The Spectral Storm
The air turns to ice before her sails even pierce the midnight fog. The Flying Dutchman is a haunting, atmospheric blend driven by sub-zero ozonic air and the mineral bite of Sel de Mer. Grounded by the spectral chill of frost-bitten white birch, this crisp, ethereal fragrance captures the desolate beauty of a ghost ship forever bound to the storm.
The Payload: Bracing Sea Salt and Ozonic Mist colliding with a ghostly heart of White Birch, finished with a chilling touch of Lavender and Bergamot.
FRAGRANCE PROFILE:
- Top: Bergamot, Ozone, Orange Peel
- Middle: Sea Salt, Lavender, Cardamom
- Base: White Birch, Amber, Light Musk
The Formula:
Most commercial lotions are built on a foundation of plain water and cheap, heavy synthetics that leave your hands feeling slick and greasy. We built ours differently.
Crafted in small batches, we combined structurally rich Shea Butter, Jojoba, and Meadowfoam Seed Oil to deeply condition the skin, while lightweight Fractionated Coconut Oil ensures lightning-fast absorption. The true game-changer is the addition of Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, which naturally soothes the skin and leaves behind a clean, dry-touch, powdery finish. No sticky hands. No greasy residue on your phone or steering wheel. Just intense, all-day hydration.
The Details:
- Size: 4 fl oz
- Packaging: Sleek, matte black bottle with a locking treatment pump—perfect for the vanity or throwing in a travel bag.
- Key Ingredients: Aloe Vera Juice, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, Vegetable Glycerin, Vitamin E. (Note: Paraben-free and preserved for longevity).
How to Use:
Pump a small amount into your palms and massage into the hands, arms, or body until fully absorbed. The dry-touch formula sets in seconds.

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Product Details
- 4oz Bottle
- Handmade in small batches in Indiana (USA)
- All-natural oils
Ingredients
Distilled Water, Aloe Vera Leaf Juice, Glycerin, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Cetearyl Olivate, Sorbitan Olivate, Cetyl Alcohol, Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, Fragrance*, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Sorbic Acid, Vitamin E
*Uncharted has no added fragrance.
Directions
Pump a small amount into your palms and massage into the hands, arms, or body until fully absorbed. The dry-touch formula sets in seconds.