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Tortuga Hand and Body Lotion (Tides of Fortune)
Tortuga Hand and Body Lotion (Tides of Fortune)
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The Lawless Celebration
Raise a glass to the lawless horizon. Tortuga captures the boisterous, festive spirit of the ultimate pirate anchorage. This bold blend hits first with a heavy pour of oak-aged reserve whiskey and bright sweet orange, swept up in a sugar-dusted harbor breeze. It dries down into a rugged foundation of white oak and sandalwood, leaving a trail as magnetic and dangerous as the port itself.
The Payload: A heavy pour of Whiskey and Sweet Orange, softened by Cotton Candy sweetness and a fresh Harbor Breeze.
FRAGRANCE PROFILE:
- Top: Sweet Orange, Lime, Apple, Lemon
- Middle: Sea Salt, Cotton Candy
- Base: Whiskey, White Oak, Sandalwood
The Formula:
Most commercial lotions are built on a foundation of plain water and cheap, heavy synthetics that leave your hands feeling slick and greasy. We built ours differently.
Crafted in small batches, we combined structurally rich Shea Butter, Jojoba, and Meadowfoam Seed Oil to deeply condition the skin, while lightweight Fractionated Coconut Oil ensures lightning-fast absorption. The true game-changer is the addition of Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, which naturally soothes the skin and leaves behind a clean, dry-touch, powdery finish. No sticky hands. No greasy residue on your phone or steering wheel. Just intense, all-day hydration.
The Details:
- Size: 4 fl oz
- Packaging: Sleek, matte black bottle with a locking treatment pump—perfect for the vanity or throwing in a travel bag.
- Key Ingredients: Aloe Vera Juice, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, Vegetable Glycerin, Vitamin E. (Note: Paraben-free and preserved for longevity).
How to Use:
Pump a small amount into your palms and massage into the hands, arms, or body until fully absorbed. The dry-touch formula sets in seconds.

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Product Details
- 4oz Bottle
- Handmade in small batches in Indiana (USA)
- All-natural oils
Ingredients
Distilled Water, Aloe Vera Leaf Juice, Glycerin, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Cetearyl Olivate, Sorbitan Olivate, Cetyl Alcohol, Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, Fragrance*, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Sorbic Acid, Vitamin E
*Uncharted has no added fragrance.
Directions
Pump a small amount into your palms and massage into the hands, arms, or body until fully absorbed. The dry-touch formula sets in seconds.